Whenever I’m trying to get work done, she does this. Meet Eleanor
i wish everyone could see this
No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.
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Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.
wow this is embarrassing
How tumblr thinks statistics works.
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
Did this photoset just make spiders look cute to me?
That’s a Republican talking about Obamacare.think-progress)
Just a baby otter
a ferocious beast
i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury
when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10
Some of my favorite text posts part 2