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So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 







Berta fish

Berta fish



what the actual what

Are we gonna ignore the dunno fish though guys?

I really wish there was a picture of the dunno fish

it sounds incredible

You’re right. We need to talk about the dunno fish.

The Dunnoicus Fishicus originates from the flooded purple flower fields of Dunno, and only half a dozen members of the species have ever been imported into North America since their discovery in 1973. Getting them to breed in captivity is stunningly difficult, considering the elaborate nature of their mating displays, which require no less than three weeks of preparation and two young coconuts. The Dunnoicus prefers to eat fresh lima beans, but it will take them frozen thawed. Taxonomists have been struggling to accurately describe this fish for decades; academic debates have raged on between the school of thought that believes the rapid, unpredictable mutations often triggered by exposure to fresh water should not result in separate classifications, and those who believe for the love of god what have we released upon this earth. 

I’m losing it goodbye

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